Don't Cook Bacon without Proper Ventilation

This is just a quick post here reminding all of your apartment dwellers to not cook bacon unless you know how. This morning my sleep was interrupted by the sound of the fire alarm screeching very loudly. I didn't know if it was just a false alarm or not, but as time went on I figured I better get outside so I don't burn up in the apartment! As I was going down the stairs (I didn't take the elevator because this was a fire!), I didn't smell any smoke or see anything fire-like, so I thought that was a good sign. I got outside to find heaps of my fellow apartment people outside as well. I was lucky because I wasn't in my towel like some other people who had to leave their nice morning showers. Just a few seconds later, the fire department arrives and enters the building. Yay, we are rescued! About five minutes later, the apartment caretaker arrives and informs us that the lady on the 4th floor has burned her bacon again (I guess this is a common occurrence) and that there is no fire. So after all of this excitement we are able to go back to our apartments. I did smell a bit of burned bacon on the 4th floor when I was coming back to my apartment. So the moral of this story is don't cook bacon without proper ventilation or you make your entire apartment complex evacuate!